Archive for January, 2008
“Oj Srbijo iz tri dela, ponovo chess biti cela.” (“Hey Serbia of three parts, you will be wholle again.”) – One of propaganda mottos from the last serbia’s wars.
Authors: Pezza Pan & Dzo
Icy rain, temperatures well bellow zero, and millions of hungry microscopic visitors have nailed pezza pan and his ponies to the Serbian ground. Christians would say to it, “Shit happens, therefore I am guilty”; Budists – “Shit happens, what is the meaning of shit?”; and Hare Krishna – “Shit happens, rama-lama-ding-dong”.
Wisdom #1: “Love can teach even a priest to dance.” (Ljubav i popa naucci plesati)
Wisdom #2: “Turning around like a shit in a bath.” (Vrti se ko govno u lavoru)
Wisdom #3: “Fuck a donkey while he stands in mud.” (Jebi magare dok stoji u blatu)
Wisdom #4: “When you kill something, pull it away to a stream.” (Kad ubijess, i u potok odvuci)