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Marlene in a shoe store

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Beograd, 2009.

Draga moja,

Mi smo dobro, preko dana je skoro normalno ali nocu
udaraju. Juce smo proslavili mali jubilej:
komandu su pogodili pedeseti put. Opet je ispalo ono
staklo iznad ulaznih vrata. Tata je rekao da ce ga jos
sad staviti, a sledeci put cemo zazidati.
Sve je sada mnogo lakse, kada se samo setim 1999. dok su
oni jos imali rakete i avione, onda je stvarno gruvalo.
Onda su presli na gadjanje dinamitom iz aviona
(kako smo ih samo gadjali prackama) i konacno nas gadjaju
kopljima i sekirama (vrhunske izrade). Inace
vode imamo dovoljno, svaki put kad pada kisa skupljamo je
u burence. Sto se hrane tice, sada je prolece pa ima
narcisa. Juce smo rucali divnu supu od domaceg vrapca,
bareni bastenski korov sa macjim filetima.
Pili smo divno vino (neidentifikovanog porekla),
a na kraju smo se pocastili sa kolacem od narcisa sa
malo blata (umesto cokolade). Milica i Teri su sa
zadovoljstvom polizali ostatke (mada znas da posle
Lekica malo sta ostane). Jutros sam se setao gradom.

Rov Kneza Mihajla je pun ljudi, bila su i neka dogadjanja
u Terazijskoj rupi.Najgore mi je sto sam svaki put
mokar jer moram da preplivam Savu. Inace u krater na
Slaviji su postavili neke kioske pa sada mnogo lepse
izgleda. Dobro je da nocu ne trebaju svetiljke jer
sve svetli od one trece atomske bombe.Steta sto su onu
cetvrtu ispustili u Francuskoj, pa em sto nema vise
Francuske, em bi nama bilo nocu jos svetlije.
Inace sutra je isplata drugog dela penzije za novembar
2004. Mama rece da ce obe marke da da za hranu.Videla je
divne macje polutke. Inace u skoli nista novo,
mnogo je lakse raditi sa odeljenjima od po 7-9 ucenika.
Izgleda da je radijacija ucinila svoje, pa su i djaci
bolji. Olgica treba da ide sa svojim maturantima na
ekskurziju,verovatno ce ici na Karaburmu da gledaju
najveci krater na Balkanu. Zao mi je sto se pobise
Rusi i Ameri pa smo mi nekako pali u drugi plan,
a i nivo mora je nesto visi otkako je Amerika potonula.
Nasi kumovi su na vreme otisli, sada su na ostrvu
Brace Jerkovic (jedino sto ratuju sa Vozdovcem,
hoce samostalnost za svoje ostrvo sa 213 stanovnika).
Ali ni ratovi nisu ko sto su bili, nema vise krupnog
kamenja. Svakodnevno gledamo TV (imamo neki stari ram,
pa svaki dan neko drugi stane iza njega pa kao
pravi program). Kao sto vidis nije tako strasno,
pisi kako je na vasem malom ostrvu.

Ja sam O.K. sto se ne bi moglo reci i za stakla na
mojoj kuci. Puno te pozdravljam i nadam se da ste ti i
tvoji takodje dobro!

Humor iz vremena NATO kampanje. Autor: nepoznat

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F-117 “Stealth” shot down

During the NATO bombing of Serbia between March 24th and June 10th 1999, Serbian army managed to shoot down one F-117 “stealth” aircraft in the fields some 50 kilometres north-west from Belgrade. For a few days all media in Serbia was full of reports about this great “success”, many people were ridiculously happy about it, and some even visited the site to express their joy by dancing on aircraft’s remains.

As it always is, after some time no one was interested any more in this pile of scratch; as I heard, it seems that some nearby Roma took the remains of F-117’s tail and wings to renew their shabby housings. But they were not to enjoy its protection for very long, for Russian intelligence was just as much interested in it: materials used in this most advanced killing machinery were NATO top secret. Despite of the protests of F-117’s new proprietors every single peace of metal was consequently taken away, and ended – if you want to believe in it – in Russia.

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Stairway to heaven

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Machina: Covjekomobil

krstili smo narandžu sa jabukom i dinjom.
dobili smo dijandžu, posadili je njivom.
i dijandža uspjeva gdje god da se sije.
na klimu je imuna, jer se sama grije.

mama, mama, daj mi dijandžu!

taj patent smo prodali i kapital stekli
na tržište da krenemo sa projektom većim.
proučavali smo fiziku i mehanike zakon,
biolosku genetiku, tehnološki razvoj.
i pronašli smo formulu kroz eksperimente
i uspjeli ukrstiti auto i dijete.
znači, biće organsko, što hrani se benzinom
i odmilja ga nazvali čovjekomobilom.

mama, mama, sad sam mobilan!

za ovakav doprinos na polju humanizma
dobili smo nagrade čekove i pisma
u kojim ljudi nam zahvaljuju, sad svako može imati klinca
i mogućnost izbora, hoće li dizel ili benzinca.
sad nam pare donosi ova organska mašina.
svaka familija želi sad čovjekomobila.
multifunkcionalnost je ovog bića prednost,
s njim se možeš igrati, a služi i za prevoz.

mama, mama, ja sam prevoznik!

ali čovjek je pohlepan… na pamet pade pojedincu
da turbo ugrađuje i frizira djecu.
opravdavali pred zakonom tu namjeru svoju
željom da im dječica više ne kasne u školu.
pa zamisli ti mališu, u njemu 200 konjskih snaga,
šta se može desiti kad se s vršnjacima ganja.
tu dolazi do povreda kad mališa zatutnji,
fraktura i lomova, čak slučaja smrtnih.

mama, mama, spriječi nevolju!

od tada su počeli da prave dječije trke.
i tako skrše dječicu, pa nose da ih krpe.
tu više nema popravke, to su živa bića,
vulkanizer tu ne pomaže, džaba izmjena točkića.
to je biće koje umije da voli i da pati,
presaugati ne smije, a kamoli prokuhati.
sa mobilnim bićima treba htjeti, znati.
treba nekad podmazati, nekad moras prati.

mama, mama, sipaj antifriz!

ali tragedija najveća za čovjekomobila
biješe kad na istoku nastade ta kriza.
zatvoriše se pumpe sve, nestade benzina
i poče da vegetira naša organska mašina.
i nestašica poče da djecu u smrt tjera,
zemlja poče ličiti na planetu penzionera.
u kuće se useli čemer, jad i tuga,
i još samo ponegdje čuješ dječiji glas da kuka.

mama, mama, daj mi diesela!

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Across the river

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Dejan's second birhtday

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Propaganda poster from occupied Serbia during WWII. It says “Germany has work for all”.
Between 1941 and 1945 whole population of around 60,000 Jews has been exterminated by Serbian collaborating regime and German occupational forces. Further 200,000 serbian citizens have died, many of them in forced labour camps in Serbia and Germany.

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There are no seats with row number 13 in Lufthansa airplanes. In fact, not only row 13 but also the row 17 is missing. If you thought that this was the case only with Lufthansa then you are dead wrong – many other airlines avoid certain numbers in their aircrafts. As the matter of fact, Japan-based All Nippon Airways omits rows 4, 9 and 13! Why? Of yourse, the answer is clear – because all these numbers are generally considered “unlu