Waiting for Godot
by Samuel Bekett
ESTRAGON:
Charming spot. (He turns, advances to front, halts facing auditorium.) Inspiring prospects. (He turns to Vladimir.) Let’s go.
VLADIMIR:
We can’t.
ESTRAGON:
Why not?
VLADIMIR:
We’re waiting for Godot.
ESTRAGON:
(despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure it was here?
VLADIMIR:
What?
ESTRAGON:
That we were to wait.
VLADIMIR:
He said by the tree.
…
ESTRAGON:
Let’s go.
VLADIMIR:
We can’t.
ESTRAGON:
Why not?
VLADIMIR:
We’re waiting for Godot.
ESTRAGON:
Ah!
…
ESTRAGON:
I’m tired! (Pause.) Let’s go.
VLADIMIR:
We can’t.
ESTRAGON:
Why not?
VLADIMIR:
We’re waiting for Godot.
ESTRAGON:
Ah! (Pause. Despairing.) What’ll we do, what’ll we do!
VLADIMIR:
There’s nothing we can do.
ESTRAGON:
But I can’t go on like this!
VLADIMIR:
Would you like a radish?
…
ESTRAGON:
Let’s go.
VLADIMIR:
We can’t.
ESTRAGON:
Why not?
VLADIMIR:
We’re waiting for Godot.
ESTRAGON:
Ah!
…
ESTRAGON:
Let’s go.
VLADIMIR:
We can’t.
ESTRAGON:
Why not?
VLADIMIR:
We’re waiting for Godot.
ESTRAGON:
Ah! (Despairing.) What’ll we do, what’ll we do!
POZZO:
Help!
VLADIMIR:
What about helping him?
…
ESTRAGON:
Let’s go. We can’t. Ah! (Pause.) Are you sure it wasn’t him?
VLADIMIR:
Who?
ESTRAGON:
Godot.
VLADIMIR:
But who?
ESTRAGON:
Pozzo.
VLADIMIR:
Not at all! (Less sure.) Not at all! (Still less sure.) Not at all!
…
ESTRAGON:
Oh yes putty , let’s go far away from here.
VLADIMIR:
We can’t.
ESTRAGON:
Why not?
VLADIMIR:
We have to come back tomorrow.
ESTRAGON:
What for?
VLADIMIR:
To wait for Godot.
ESTRAGON:
Ah! (Silence.)
…
VLADIMIR:
Well? Shall we go?
ESTRAGON:
Yes, let’s go.
They do not move.